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(via robsessed) It’s inhuman to look so good (oh wait..)!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:16:06 -0600

(via robsessed)

It’s inhuman to look so good (oh wait..)!

(via lailo)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:08:45 -0600

(via lailo)

Yes, shameless plug. Considering how long it’s been since...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:40:00 -0500

Yes, shameless plug. Considering how long it’s been since I’ve designed/coded anything (and used my tumblog..), it’s a BIG DEAL, lol. Click the SS for the live version.

Twilighters, enjoy. I adore Rob Pattz. ♥

While playing Catchphrase..

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:44:00 -0500

1: okay, three words.. hens do this!
2: lay eggs
1: almost, three words, singular!
3: lay the egg!
1: one, non-specific
2: LAY A EGG!
1: what happens to the second word when the next word starts with a vowel?!
2: LAY A EGG! don't go all grammar on me!
3: LAY THIS EGG!?
1: no.. the second word is two letters.. he almo--BUZZ!
Other team: lay AN egg! AN! how did you even pass middle school and get into high school, let alone get into college?!
2&3: >_>;;;;

"The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more..."

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:55:39 -0500

“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company… a church… a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past… we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you… we are in charge of our Attitudes.”

- Charles R. Swindoll (American Writer and Clergyman, b.1934)

Oh, hello.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:32:00 -0500

I can’t tell you where I’m going, but I can tell you where I’ve been..

soon.

I don’t know about you.. but I think this is pretty bloody...

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:13:00 -0500

I don’t know about you.. but I think this is pretty bloody brilliant no matter which side you’re on. Watch it to the end. :)

LOL

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:50:22 -0500

Tina: stupid LOL is auto capped on the iPod and I don't know how to change it
Mamie: hahaha
Mamie: thats funny
Tina: so when I say LOL it looks like I'm being retarded
Mamie: thats okay
Mamie: i love it when you LOL
Mamie: hahah i was wondering why you were doing that
Tina: LOL I know I never do that..
Mamie: i know LOL
Tina: man this sucks.. did you fix your compy?
Mamie: nope
Mamie: i ll just wait until you get home to see
Mamie: i might have to restore because my computer is kind of slow
Tina: yeah try restoring
Mamie: i'll do it when you get back
Mamie: i don't want to mess it up
Tina: found it!
Tina: the USB
Tina: and ok
Mamie: lol
Tina: oh crap
Tina: no install disc
Mamie: =[
Tina: fuck I suck at life LOL
Mamie: LOL
Tina: LOL are you just using caps to make fun of me?
Mamie: LOL
Mamie: im helping you start a new trend
Mamie: =D

(later, back on the computer)

Tina 不喜欢星期一。~~; says (5:09 PM): that was way too much effort to install a driver
Mamie says (5:09 PM): LOL
Tina 不喜欢星期一。~~; says (5:09 PM): stop doing that :p
Mamie says (5:10 PM): LOL

"I looked down at the girl again, bemused by the wide range of havoc and upheaval that, despite her..."

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:49:26 -0500

“I looked down at the girl again, bemused by the wide range of havoc and upheaval that, despite her ordinary, unthreatening appearence, she was wreaking on my life.”

- Stephenie Meyer Midnight Sun (via amandoline)

“The Resolution” lovelovelove.

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:37:52 -0500

“The Resolution”

lovelovelove.

amandoline: into: (via stewardesses)

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:56:17 -0500

amandoline:

into:

(via stewardesses)

Audio

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:23:01 -0500

I just decided to buy one of these. So I did.. the 32GB one too....

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:55:00 -0500

I just decided to buy one of these. So I did.. the 32GB one too. Talk about compulsive. I also had it engraved: “Where words fail, music speaks.” I can’t wait to get it into my hands.

Eep.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:07:41 -0500

My very first Accounting class is already making me doubt my pursuit of being an Accounting major. I can only hope that it gets easier for me to wrap my head around as the class continues.

I thought I knew what I wanted to do; maybe not so much.

via download.wbr.com Naturally, when one of my favorite authors...

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:26:00 -0500

via download.wbr.com

Naturally, when one of my favorite authors (Stephenie Meyer) and my all-time favorite musician, Jack’s Mannequin team up, it’s bound to look good. I can’t wait for his new album to come out and to see the actual music video.

A few of the books Sarah Palin tried to ban from the Alaska library system.

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:04:14 -0500

in-jail:

jessicachu:

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Forever by Judy Blume
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women’s Health Collective
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
Webster’s Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff

I’ve read nearly all of them and can’t imagine not. Wtf, a dictionary?

Elf pants.

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:01:42 -0500

My roommate, walking into my room: I need to stop coming into your room; we distract one another.
I: Yeah, I'm never going to get any homework done.
My roommate, after a pause: I'm wearing these pants to class tomorrow.
I: Which ones...? *looks to see ankle length green striped pajamas pants* You mean, you stole Elf's pants? Can those be any more tacky?
My roommate: No, he STOLE them from ME! ...Why the hell are we having this conversation? We're weird. You're weird. I'm leaving.

Textbooks.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:48:12 -0500

Who needs schoolbooks? I wish I said I didn’t, but considering I spent approximately $550 on them today may beg to differ.. AND I’m not even done yet. The books I need from Hamline aren’t in yet.

On the bright side, I am no longer dying of boredom at my new apartment because we now have cable and an internet connection; I am just suffering from boredom, like always.

I am among the many that are probably ecstastic that Twilight is now due to come out on November 21st. First, because it saves me three weeks of anxiety. Second, because I can actually go to my last class before finals (when it was originally due out, December 12th) and not be a walking zombie. Brilliant.

I start class tomorrow. :(

It didn't used to be this way.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:39:00 -0500

I hate how much my parents pick a favorite between my sister and I just because she is around more. I can’t wait to move into the apartment on Sunday; I can’t deal with it anymore. The more time I spent away, the harder it is to stay.

Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen Summarizes Breaking Dawn

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:10:54 -0500

amandoline:

carolific:

So I got this from livejournal. Another Twilight fan made it. Freakin’ hillarious, if you ask me.

This post can also be seen in my multiply. (See link on the bottom of this site) And of course, in lion_lamb; a community in livejournal.

freaking halarious.

Edward Cullen helps me review Breaking Dawn

**This is all in good fun and for the lolz**

“So it doesn’t start so bad. Bella is whiny like usual but I basically just drown that out now. Plus I got her a missile proof car. She thinks its to keep her safe…”

“…but it was really just a way to bring the lolz for Jasper, Emmett and I.”

“The wedding goes well…even a bit boring…but it was nice not to have to fight some evil vampire for a few hours…so I try to be a good husband and invite Bella’s smelly dog best friend to cheer her up…”

“…but of course Fido has to go cause a big scene when he finds out I’m gonna tap that while she is still human even though SHES BEEN BEGGING TO DO HER FOR MONTHS and I mean, How much restraint is man supposed to have? I swear if I don’t get some soon I’ll choke a bitch…”

“Anyways, so I take Bella away to Esme’s Island which is in the middle of nowhere so I can get busy with my wife in private and she won’t get all cold from me because its hot as hell. I mean I’ve had 107 years to plan this so I better not mess up now…”

“So then I get all seductive and tell Bella to meet me in the ocean then I’m finally not a virgin anymore but now no one has any idea how fucking awesome I am in bed since the bitch author fades to black so I get all emo about and figure I shouldn’t do it with Bella again until after she is changed which of course pisses Bella off…”

“Then she is all “Edward I need you” so I do her again then the bitch gets PREGNANT…”

“…so I totally freak out because there is no god damn way I’m spending eternity looking after a kid so I’m thinking its time for a mutant baby smushsmortion but Bella is all attached and shit…”

“So we go back home to get help from Carlisle but apparently Bella and Rose are all BFF now so the house is all divided then to top it off things are now told from the mongrel’s POV…

“I’M EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN…does no one care about my view?”

“Anyways, so I hear all the dogs thoughts and between Bella dying from the mutant baby and me not getting a chance to have my POV I get REALLY emo and desperate and ask Jacob to do Bella so she can have puppies or whatever werewolves have…”

“I know, I KNOW….WTF right? Lapse in judgement but I really didn’t want Bella to die.”

“So we’re trying to be all nice to the dogs because the pack broke up and give them food and shelter and of course my bff Seth is awesome about it all but Jake and Leah have to be complete assholes about it all…”

“So this pregnancy shit goes on for way too long not mention a bunch of really pointless and boring stuff with the pack goes on…”

“Then of course as soon as Carlisle and the others leave Bella goes into Labor and then Rose decides she gets thirsty for Bella right when she is supposed to save the baby so I’m all “WTF MOVE BITCH” and get Jacob to keep Bella alive for the transformation…”

“So I inject her in the heart with my venom then bite her all over then 2 days go by while she has her transformation and she doesn’t move at all so I’m kinda freaked but I mean 2 days! Quit bitching, mine was the full three and with way less help…”

“So when she wakes up she is super hot which is awesome and I take her hunting and it turns out she can handle the bloodlust business really well so thumbs up and I show her the baby and warn her about Jacob but kinda don’t say everything…”

“…so Bella finds out Jacob imprinted on our kid and nicknamed her after the lock ness monster so she flips out on him which basically just amuses me…”

“…so to calm Bella down I take her to our little cabin the family gave us for some vampire sexin and she felt way better if I do say so…”

“After we did it like all night (Yes ladies….ALL NIGHT) and even though it was only alluded too, we went back to see Nessie…”

“Okay, you have to admit the stuff with Nessie and me is pretty fucking cute…”

“SO Bella is all bonding with Nessie then that idiot Jacob comes back and tells Bella he fucking phased in front of Charlie and invited him over so we try to act all normal since hes been clueless all this time and its like “oh shit, what are we gonna do?”…”

“Then he comes and like basically doesn’t care which is stupid but at least Bella didn’t eat him which was helpful…”

“Time totally flies by and Nessie grows super fast and is all creepy too so Carlisle and I do research and plan to go back to South America to figure this baby shit out…”

“Bella goes hunting with Jacob and Nessie but that that ho-bag Irina sees them on some fucking mountain and gets all miffed and walks away…”

“Alice has some epic vision of the Volturi killing us all just when things are going okay so we’re basically all fucked then Alice and Jasper totally bail after we decide to round up more vamps to vouch for Nessie…”

“And its like WTF Alice way to bail but we formulate a plan anyways and everyone goes off to round up vampires to witness that Nessie grows since vamp babies and big N-O with the volturi since Irina told them she her that day in the mountains…”

“So all these vamps from all over show up and we find Bella is actually a shield but she kinda sucks at using it so we are all training her…”

“All this preparation stuff goes on for a long ass time, I mean even I’M GETTING BORED and I’m expecting to die soon…”

“So then the day finally comes for the battle to end all battles but it goes on so long and the volturi are all corrupt because we proved Nessie wasn’t an immortal and Bella’s shield keeps us all safe…”

“Then Alice comes back with another half immortal kid who is basically totally okay and stopped growing at like 17 so we know Nessie won’t die and now we know that Alice didn’t bail on us…”

“And like I totally knew she wouldn’t bail because she is Alice and she is too Awesome for that…”

“So the voluturi back off because everyone kinda turned against them and all is good again and we have a bunch of random new friends and Charlie is totally doing Sue Clearwater now so Bella knows he is fed and shit…”

“So I thank Jacob and call him “Son” just to see the fucking look on his face which was priceless…”

“I mean if he is gonna end up my doing my daughter when she technically only like 7 but looks 17 and probably end up having some wolf vampire baby I better get the jokes in now…”

“So everyone is all happy then Bella and I put Nessie to bed then I was gonna totally get some but Bella let me see in her mind finally which was nice after all this time…”

“So all in all it was pretty boring but I can’t complain because I’m not a virgin anymore.”